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10 Not Really Funny Jokes:

1. Q: Why did the math book look sad? A: Because it had too many problems!
2. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? A: “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
3. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything!
5. Q: Why did the bicycle fall over? A: Because it was two-tired!
6. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear!
7. Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!
8. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite!
9. Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A: An abdominal snowman!
10. Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? A: They don’t have the guts!

6 Cool Facts:

1. Strawberries are not actually berries. Explanation: While commonly referred to as berries, strawberries are not true berries in botanical terms. They are called an “accessory fruit” because their seeds are on the outside rather than the inside. Actual berries, like bananas and grapes, have their seeds on the inside.
2. The shortest war in history lasted only 38 to 45 minutes. Explanation: The Anglo-Zanzibar War is the shortest recorded war, happening on August 27, 1896. It started because the Sultan of Zanzibar didn’t step down after the British warned him. The British then attacked the Sultan’s palace with warships and quickly won the war.
3. Honey never spoils and can last for thousands of years. Explanation: Honey lasts a long time because it has low moisture and is acidic, making it bad for bacteria and microorganisms. Archaeologists found honey pots in Egyptian tombs that are still edible after thousands of years.
4. The surface area of Russia is larger than the surface area of Pluto. Explanation: Russia is the largest country in the world, covering over 17 million square kilometers. In comparison, Pluto, which was formerly discovered as a dwarf planet in our solar system, has a surface area of about 16.7 million square kilometers.
5. There are more possible cycles of a game of chess than there are atoms in the observable universe. Explanation: The number of possible moves and positions in a game of chess is really high. There is an estimated number of atoms in the visible universe of around 10 to the power of 88. Thats a really huge number but compared to the number of chess positions, it has been predicted to be around 10 to the power of 120 positions,
6. The Great Wall of China is not visible from space. Explanation: Despite popular belief, the Great Wall of China is not visible to a human’s from space or the moon. While it is an impressive length, its width and materials make it blend with the surrounding landscape, making it difficult to spot from such a distance.